Wednesday, September 15, 2010

What To Do

After staring into a bright light for the past 12 hours, I realize that I have committed a grievous intellectual error. I was seduced by capitalist marketing into reading non-Russian authors to fuel the ravenous global market for paper and ink. The imperialist powers, with their viperous subtlety, implanted the idea that their lackey hacks could illuminate my self. I now see that such a notion is based on a grammatical fallacy. There is no "I" in a truly just system. I repudiate all my past acts of heresy and resolve to improve.


  1. All that is well and good. But did you then begin seducing others into reading non-Russian novels?

  2. Oh, yes, and I'll be happy to name names.